A person who is so athletic he puts Adam Ondra to shame. He usually campuses crimps to the ending tile. His favorite hand holds are handle bar jugs and round slopers. He gets arrested often when his arms are mistaken for guns. When he bites his lips, the floor becomes wet.

Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.