a weird-ass shitty way of spelling john or jon

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

a sweet, sensitive guy, laughs a lot, has a big heart, is super cute, likes to have fun, usually is caring, a freak in the sheets, plays sports & likes to have a good time

The perfect guy. He is the perfect hight for you to kiss. And can alwalys hear you. Sensitive, loving, funny, smart, you always wanna be with him. But dn't get him pissed off. He may look like a normal kid who always loses a fight- but Jhon starts the fights! He always wins. You always root for him inyour head. He may not know you like him. He will do anything for you. Talk to him every chance you get. You may realize he likes you back! He always stops by your locker when he gets the chace, and waits for you by your locker. Even though he knows he'll be late. Never leave his side. When you do, your world gets dimmer.

How vegans called John spell their name

Crazy boy from Specs New York who looks like Mr. Krabs when he's shocked. Loves his DITAS and will always be eating dumplings from Panda Express. Loves ass and bad bitches. He's the LATINO DREAM. <33333333333333

A extremly tall man who resembles Mr. Clean who turned on by short girls that need protable latters to reach his mouth.