J.F.H.A, acronym for "Just Fuck Her Already". Work's well for that mate who is overly keen on one bird, but doesn't have the balls to take the first step.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.