A 5ht grade cheating bitch that nobody fucking likes as well as an ugly rat π. A jexiel looks like shit and like to catfish why making it look like hes cute when hes acually an ugly fat ass fucking rat. Yet his brother is way cuter and funnier and better.
Me: what happend now
My friend: jexiel is so ugly he cheated on meπ
Me: he looks like a god damn fucking rat you dont need him ugly rat cheating ass
My friend: you know what your right imma go text his brother.
My friend: jexiel is so ugly he cheated on meπ
Me: he looks like a god damn fucking rat you dont need him ugly rat cheating ass
My friend: you know what your right imma go text his brother.
by Ariana Gomaz April 13, 2019
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
