Bro 1: "I asked the waitress down in Tijuana what playlist they were playing at the restaurant on Spotify and she said it was JewTube.. what the fuck is JewTube??"
Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
by yourmomsboyfriend July 10, 2019
Hey Jerry Seinfeld, i was cruising the internet last night and i saw a clip of you counting your money on Jewtube
by Simon Galls May 01, 2007
A circumcised penis. The loose coiling skin around the shaft is stretched and cut - usually when the boy is his infancy.
Chang : Hey Moshe ! Zip up your pants - your JewTube is being watched.
Moshe : Thanks bud. I was in a rush this morning.
Moshe : Thanks bud. I was in a rush this morning.
by a_sporty October 06, 2010
Contrary to the "Jewish Youtube" crap, Jewtube is a movement on youtube to anger fans of My Chemical Romance by not only insulting the band, but more recently encouraging fans to commit suicide as a protest against the band's portrayal in media. This is a sick joke that i set to occur on May 31, 2008 at the March for MCR in London.
by KeelyxCore May 24, 2008
by Goth Doll October 15, 2020