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A coupon that doesn't save much of anything, and is only worth the time of a stingy person, or jew, to cut it out of the newspaper
Gregory: "look at this jewpon, Mr.Silversteinbergman! Buy three get $.10 off 1 gallon Kosher pickles!"
Mr.S: "By Bartholomew's yamaka! Snip away!"
Mr.S: "By Bartholomew's yamaka! Snip away!"
by papa moyer May 14, 2010
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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a variation of the word coupon, used for one that doesn't really save you any money. it implies that the coupon was made by a Jew, who, stereotypically, is very stingy/cheep .
Mark: Hey check out this coupon! Three sandwiches for $9!
John: Dude, those are $3 each anyways.
Mark: What a rip-off! This is such a jewpon.
John: Dude, those are $3 each anyways.
Mark: What a rip-off! This is such a jewpon.
by nikki-nikki August 17, 2009
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Merging of Jew and Coupon. A Non Derogatory term.
When someone tries to get a discount at a store on a NON SALE item or claims they left their LEGITIMATE coupon at home for a discount at a restaurant or store.
When someone tries to get a discount at a store on a NON SALE item or claims they left their LEGITIMATE coupon at home for a discount at a restaurant or store.
Steve: Sir, do you think its possible that I can get 20% off this TV?
Salesman: But this TV isn't on sale
Steve: Yeah, I know..but....
Salesman: Sorry sir, We don't accept JEWPONS here !
Salesman: But this TV isn't on sale
Steve: Yeah, I know..but....
Salesman: Sorry sir, We don't accept JEWPONS here !
by Tallgoalie July 14, 2010