Creten shoemaker children who actually hailed from Cambodian descent. When the child labor laws were passed against children under the age of twelve working in shoe factories, they were disowned by their parents and forced to leave Cambodia and take on the jewpanasian heritage. This is a completly falsified heritage and is now overrun with small, slanted eyed midgets with a phenominal ability to make shoes.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.