where all the jews will live in the future

where all the jews came from

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

1. What the world will be if Hollywood executives have their way.
2. An alternative reality where money flows from rivers.
3. Your mother.