Jewish Joke. Jewish and Joke combined to make jewke, aka jew joke.
Person1: Haha you just made a jewke!
Person2: Whats a jewke?!
Person1: A jew joke, duh.
by IAMAFRICAN August 27, 2007
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noun
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter concerning members of the people and cultural community whose traditional religion is Judaism and who trace their origins through the ancient Hebrew people of Israel to Abraham, esp. a story with a funny punchline concerning Jews.
by cojewlover May 18, 2011
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When you joke about jews. A form of jewking is when you take a part of a word or phrase and replace it with jew. Also called Jewkeing NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH JUKING
Guy 1: Lets start Jewking Ill go first Planet Of The Jews
Guy 2: thats wrong man, im jewish
by MEmamoME February 24, 2010
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To ruin something. To screw something up.
"When I got my DUI, I jewkes up my driving record, and my life"
by SuckaMC May 28, 2008
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An aisan (a gook) who either is very cheap, or owns a large business...like a jew.
That jewk running the video game store at the flea market was charging a dollar tax on everything...fucking jewks...
by Emmett Pawlak October 28, 2006
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n.) When you don't have the courage to whip it out
"I thought I was going to go all the way with her, but I pulled a total Corporal Jewkes."
by Corporal J January 07, 2016
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