by dannyfisch November 19, 2007
One day a jewish doctor attempted to seize a bank. Fortunately, he was sent into a daze after he was attacked by an expert of jewjitsu.
by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009
An ancient German-Japanese art that allows for a multitude of uses in exterminating the Jewish kind, on such jitsu involves blasting toxic gas at said Jewish enemies to end their existences.
Bill: Hey John, hows training going?
John: Great! I've almost mastered Jewjitsu!
Bill: Good, I hope you can help me with extermination soon!
John: Great! I've almost mastered Jewjitsu!
Bill: Good, I hope you can help me with extermination soon!
by Torusorus December 19, 2018
Very important jujitsu in the game Neratu b19 on the platform roblox *i'm serious this isn't a joke this is a jujutsi*
guy 1: bro i just got the jewjitsu
guy 2: cool bro i'm still levelin up for that christanitsu
thanks bro
guy 2: cool bro i'm still levelin up for that christanitsu
thanks bro
by Dont use your real name bro October 27, 2018
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