I have to find a woman soon or I’ll be lost forever. My future is pretty much all predetermined now.

I have limited skills. This scares me
Jewish ud editors
by confused cajun man February 03, 2021
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When a man hasn’t bathed in days and has a cheesy dick and low hanging hameroids
Picked up this chick on day 3 of the rodeo, took her back to my tent and showed her my Jewish Vineyard
by Scurbird September 30, 2020
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When offer a girl to see your Jewish Vinyard, and really mean your peeled back cheesy foreskin And hameroids
Hey sweetheart, are you interested in coming back to my Jewish Vinyard
by Scurbird September 26, 2020
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Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.
Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight
by Eliteshadow 2 January 15, 2021
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celebrated on July 1st, national jewish bread day is a very special tradition to the people of Alpha Cat, however, can be celebrated by anyone.
You know what day it is
Its National Jewish Bread Day!
by KaleemCat September 05, 2020
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A Jewish kid that's ratchet as shit and doesn't give a fuck.
Man 1: Dude, did you see that Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid over there?

Man 2: Yeah he don't give no fucks.
by gmoney2904 December 08, 2017
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