Urban Dictionary: jewing me

an extreme expression of negative shock or surprise.
pretty synonymous with "are you kidding?"

"You have to be jewing me!"

by lovemedead September 16, 2008

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term use when gettin over.(jew stores tend to be slightly higher than regular convient stores) over sellin a product on the streets

dude tried to jew me on these set of speakers.
i jewed this dude on those rims.

by jamesFIZZLE August 02, 2006

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jew me

What a Latino says when saying "you, me".

Latino: "Jew me, we gotta prollem hir"
White: "Did you mean, 'you and me, we have a problem here'?"

by ReparateMe December 27, 2006

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Jew Me Over

To completely scam someone out of their money.

Randall: Don't you jew me over on this one you cheap son of a bitch!

by AfricanHistoryX March 18, 2011

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jew me down

Alternative to "Jew me Over.

Tyrone tried to Jew me down, I said I wanted $400 for the scooter brand new he came with only $325.

by Bandit Z3 May 22, 2016

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Jewing Me Out

Adjective: To be jewed out.

A common occurrence of when an individual may restrict someone's right to an object or thing that they are obliged too often related to funds.

For example:

1. "Mate, Hayley had a full tank when we left and half a tank when we got there, I paid her for 2 tanks worth. SHES JEWING ME OUT!"

1. "The bar just jewed me out of a free pint with the steak"

by Tckjkh December 04, 2013

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jew call me

How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!

Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."

by M Dogg March 25, 2005

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