1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!
2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"
Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."
b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"
Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."
2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"
Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."
b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"
Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."
by Natalie H. April 17, 2006
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.
by Adam Cecil May 29, 2006
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Not to be confused with jew bagel, jewbagel is an insult that is used when you are trying to confuse or diss that person but every other word has been taken.
by GTFO417 May 17, 2011
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by Captain Awesomo November 05, 2009
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by Jacob the dood January 14, 2008
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Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore
Jason: Alex what?
Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore
Jason: Alex what?
Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore
by ohyeahmesohorny July 15, 2009
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