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1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.

2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.
1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!

2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"

Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."

b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"

Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."
by Natalie H. April 17, 2006
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
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A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.
Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!
by Adam Cecil May 29, 2006
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Not to be confused with jew bagel, jewbagel is an insult that is used when you are trying to confuse or diss that person but every other word has been taken.
You: I HATE YOU, YOU GOD DAMN JEWBAGEL!!

Guy: What does that even mean?!!
by GTFO417 May 17, 2011
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a person who acts like a jew
Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore

Jason: Alex what?

Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore
by ohyeahmesohorny July 15, 2009
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