i am part jewish. i have ancestors who were jewish, but later on, one of them switched to christianity though i stand proud and tall as a jew.
by admin jew June 09, 2007
The word jew originates from the evil betrayer that was named judas.
He formed a secret cult named isreal to take down the evil tyrant, Jesus K. Rist. The tyrant had conqured many villages in his age with Judas by his side as his general. But one day jesus was lk tottaly rippin the piss outa judas misses goin off wiv jam so lk judas went a-wall n smackted jesus and jesus was lk, wow wow i dont think that was nessery.
so judas got banished and was tottaly pissed so he grassed on jesus to the sissy romans coz they laffed at him.
so judas decided 2 take matter 2 his own hands and formed his new isrealian cult, and started to plot against jesus. throught plannin, many of the isrealians wanted 2 order some pizzas and strippers n shit lk ini but judas was allways lk, fuk that we need 2 save our money. so all the boys nicknamed him judas the cheap bstrd
which is jew for short
and thats the origin of the word jew.
Judas did go on with his plans against the evil tyrant that was jesus. but failed misserbaly, fortunatly though jesus caught aids n died while cryin lk a school boy bitch and all the sissy romans laughed at him while ceaser raped him. and they all lived appily eva after....
cept judas couz hes a fwkin jew
He formed a secret cult named isreal to take down the evil tyrant, Jesus K. Rist. The tyrant had conqured many villages in his age with Judas by his side as his general. But one day jesus was lk tottaly rippin the piss outa judas misses goin off wiv jam so lk judas went a-wall n smackted jesus and jesus was lk, wow wow i dont think that was nessery.
so judas got banished and was tottaly pissed so he grassed on jesus to the sissy romans coz they laffed at him.
so judas decided 2 take matter 2 his own hands and formed his new isrealian cult, and started to plot against jesus. throught plannin, many of the isrealians wanted 2 order some pizzas and strippers n shit lk ini but judas was allways lk, fuk that we need 2 save our money. so all the boys nicknamed him judas the cheap bstrd
which is jew for short
and thats the origin of the word jew.
Judas did go on with his plans against the evil tyrant that was jesus. but failed misserbaly, fortunatly though jesus caught aids n died while cryin lk a school boy bitch and all the sissy romans laughed at him while ceaser raped him. and they all lived appily eva after....
cept judas couz hes a fwkin jew
Cheap Jewish Basrerd,
Hey this guy wont give me alf price, hes such a fwkin jew
I dont want your fwkin bagles you jew.
Hey this guy wont give me alf price, hes such a fwkin jew
I dont want your fwkin bagles you jew.
by Mr. alf an inch April 19, 2008
a religion/ethnic group that religiously, all catholic people have in them (or at least had ancestors after jeasus who still practiced this religion). i have studied religiously about catholisisim and saw that all catholics have ancestors of this religion, and i do myself now that i have mentioned it. i am proud to be a jew. anyone who is catholic should be proud of their jewish ancestors. i know i am.
i have not as recent jewish ancestors, though i am still proud. i dont plan on celebrating jewish things, but i am still proud of my jewish backround.
by udfreak June 10, 2007
Jews com from one of the sons of Noah whose name is Sem.
People who come from Abraham,Isaac,and Jacob.(who come from Sem) They have the richest heritage.
No matter how many anti-semites there are in the world, as we see through the centuries of being persecuted , they will always be. In the long run they are the strongest nation ever in this world and will always be. With all the jealousy and hatred in the world that people may have, Jews should'nt give a shit about it, and I can understand why.
People who come from Abraham,Isaac,and Jacob.(who come from Sem) They have the richest heritage.
No matter how many anti-semites there are in the world, as we see through the centuries of being persecuted , they will always be. In the long run they are the strongest nation ever in this world and will always be. With all the jealousy and hatred in the world that people may have, Jews should'nt give a shit about it, and I can understand why.
by enodmelivado August 31, 2006
A person who practices the religion of Judaism; A person whose anscetry dates back to the ancient jewish kindoms; a member of a superior race who is hated for his superiority and success; Me!
"...If statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of stardust lost in the blaze of the Milky way. properly, the Jew ought hardly to be heard of, but he is heard of, has always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other people, and his commercial importance is extravagantly out of proportion to the smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the world's list of great names in literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are also away out of proportion to the weakness of his numbers. He has made a marvelous fight in this world, in all the ages; and had done it with his hands tied behind him. He could be vain of himself, and be excused for it.
The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream-stuff and passed away; the Greek and the Roman followed; and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other people have sprung up and held their torch high for a time, but it burned out, and they sit in twilight now, or have vanished. The Jew saw them all, beat them all, and is now what he always was, exhibiting no decadence, no infirmities of age, no weakening of his parts, no slowing of his energies, no dulling of his alert and aggressive mind. All things are mortal but the Jew; all other forces pass, but he remains. What is the secret of his immortality?"
The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream-stuff and passed away; the Greek and the Roman followed; and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other people have sprung up and held their torch high for a time, but it burned out, and they sit in twilight now, or have vanished. The Jew saw them all, beat them all, and is now what he always was, exhibiting no decadence, no infirmities of age, no weakening of his parts, no slowing of his energies, no dulling of his alert and aggressive mind. All things are mortal but the Jew; all other forces pass, but he remains. What is the secret of his immortality?"
by #1Jew May 14, 2005
The only lasting empire comprised of the twelve hebrew tribes.
The religion that Christianity and Islam came from.
They copied the whole thing from judaism
If your hating than you are a loser.
people who say jews are stingy are wrong because they just don't waste their money on a bunch of bullshit that the goyims buy. They are just pissed off because they aren't getting the jew's money because they are stupid.
Whoever says jews are greedy is like saying asians are good drivers.
learn to love your fellow jew because he is equal or worth more than you!
The religion that Christianity and Islam came from.
They copied the whole thing from judaism
If your hating than you are a loser.
people who say jews are stingy are wrong because they just don't waste their money on a bunch of bullshit that the goyims buy. They are just pissed off because they aren't getting the jew's money because they are stupid.
Whoever says jews are greedy is like saying asians are good drivers.
learn to love your fellow jew because he is equal or worth more than you!
Yo Danny christmas is a bullshit holiday because the jews made up all that stuff about santa and the trees. I think jews actually have brains now! Lets go decorate a tree and then burn it after christmas for no reason.
by Borat north of jewtown December 04, 2006
a an ethnic and cultural background as well as a term for one who practices the monotheistic religion of judaism.. thats it! i see alotta posters on this site with their head lodged so far up their ass about being jewish that they dont see the true picture that it is not a birthright to succeed just because you're jewish. you can come from a really crappy family with bad parenting figures and end up like any average joe. some may perhaps say that it is genetic in nature for their success, while others their cultural traditions of parenting and discipline. i myself have a genious iq and am not jewish, but have had jewish friends. there are many other individuals who do not achieve the success of what many of them have accomplished, and individual personality and experience inside their community is a factor in how a person will turn out. in this case the jewish community is very tightly knit and look out for one another. this has helped them to succeed and survive. but to call themselves gods chosen people is complete and utter bullshit and does nothing but make themselves look like elitist assholes that makes everyone else think that they believe that everyone should fucking bow down to them. conceit is an evil in itself, and it can spawn hatred and in this case anti-semitism. yes, it is a well known fact that the jews have been treated like utter shit for centuries, but look at what other people have had to go through and are still going through. no matter what race you are there is no denying that nobody in north america has been treated worse than the natives, and to ignore their plight is still being ignored to this day. those that are jewish should feel happy that they aren't living like that and they are actually treated equally in western society today. the whole world needs to do itself a favour (the jews included) and stop overgeneralizing eachother or looking down on eachother. only until then can there ever be peace. u can have all the fancy harvard law degrees in the world and never see the picture, until you have the wisdom of life experience all that intelligence and academic achievement will be merely superficial to your concept of what the reality of life is and what the greater good for people as a whole is.. thats at least my philosophy
by armake25 October 29, 2007

