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TV, television, in light of the fact that the vast majority of US and European television networks are either owned outright or utterly dominated by Jews.
"You should go hiking or read a book instead of rotting your mind in front of that Jew tube."
by Mordechai Lipshitz June 06, 2007
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An angry term often used towards Youtube in light of censorship. It refers not only to the concept of Jews owning everything but also the ADL, a group devoted to censoring anyone who seeks to say anything against Israel.
Content Creator: It says I have a copyright strike from a, "Shlomo Goldstein"
Conspiracy Nut: DAMN JEW TUBE!!!
by NYEH. OTHER ONES WERE TAKEN September 04, 2016
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Where Jews go to leave video clips of themselves counting their money.
Hey Jerry Seinfeld, i was cruising the internet last night and i saw a clip of you counting your money on Jewtube
by Simon Galls May 01, 2007
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1. Noun, When a person of the Jewish faith makes a video of them being a complete fag on YouTube

2. Noun, What you call YouTube when you are on it with a group of friends and the person controlling the computer refuses to go to the video you want to see.
{(group of friends watching Max dancing and lip singing to "So What")
(pink singing "So What")
Max(sings along while dancing): SO WHAT! I AM A ROCK STAR...}
Timmy: Wow... what a JewTube fag.
Robert: I could really punch him in his big schnowzer right now!

Dan: Hey, Greg, can you go to that movie of Max dancing to Pink?
Greg: No, dude, I hate that video.
Dan: Wow, I didn't realize we were on JewTube right now.
by jewfield January 12, 2009
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A circumcised penis. The loose coiling skin around the shaft is stretched and cut - usually when the boy is his infancy.
Chang : Hey Moshe ! Zip up your pants - your JewTube is being watched.
Moshe : Thanks bud. I was in a rush this morning.
by a_sporty October 06, 2010
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Contrary to the "Jewish Youtube" crap, Jewtube is a movement on youtube to anger fans of My Chemical Romance by not only insulting the band, but more recently encouraging fans to commit suicide as a protest against the band's portrayal in media. This is a sick joke that i set to occur on May 31, 2008 at the March for MCR in London.
Jewtube videos are all over youtube. Why is this legal?
by KeelyxCore May 24, 2008
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