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Gold that every jew has. They have 2 bags; one is fake and the other is real. The real one is hung around the jews neck.
cartman: kyle, give me your jew gold.
kyle: fuck you fatass. i said i don't have jew gold.
cartamn: give me it now or you are gonna die kyle.
by awahl December 15, 2005
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
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Jew gold is the term for the little bags of gold that Hebrew and Shebrew people wear around their necks. They also have a little bag of fake gold around their necks to distract people from the real gold.
Give me your jew gold.
by JTFROMNL September 16, 2006
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A small pouch every Jew must carry at all times
Gimme the real Jew gold not the fake Jew gold”
by Gimmethejewgold September 20, 2019
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Jew gold is a term for the small bag of gold that Jews wear around their neck. The purpose of jew gold is to buy heaven from God on Judgement Day. Jews carry two bags around their necks, one for the jew gold, and a decoy bag filled with rocks.

It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible to get a Jew to part with their jew gold.
Me: Give me your jew gold.
Jew: Fuck you, I need it to buy heaven.
by Trinexx April 11, 2007
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A pouch of gold held by all jews around their neck. This bag is concealed and hidden from non-heebs. When attempting to steal the Jew's gold beward of their bag of fake jew-gold also held to trick the unsuspecting. Jews are very greedy and very crafty.
I tried to get Zonkas jew-gold the other day and all i got was this bag of dredles. That jew and his money.
by Marty Schottenheimer November 02, 2005
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