Jesus Stick. noun. Slang name for you old fella/one eye trouser snake/pork sergeant/penis.
Hey love, do you wanna go for a ride on my jesus stick.
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General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.
by Eric August 15, 2003
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