Urban Dictionary: jesus fuck

When you lay her down on a crucifix, and nail her three times. On the third day, you'll be able to get a rise again.

Bob: "I heard Sara got Jesus Fucked last summer".

Tony: "Is that where you put her on a crucifix and nail her three times?"

Bob: "Yeah dude."

Tony: "Holy, holy, holy lord. God of power and might."

by The mysterious Mr.R March 30, 2011

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Jesus Fuck

Used in conjunction with jesus christ and the word fuck and/or said at random.
It is said instead of just a simple jesus christ or fuck. Can be used as a verb,
adj, noun, or just about anything else.

Jimmy: Jesus FUCK!
Billy Bob: Wat happened?
Jimmy: I was just killed in Gears.
Billy: Jesus fuck, you're right.

by ilikecheese91 March 31, 2009