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A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.
by Tom Ali August 21, 2006
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Phrase screamed by angry motorists to either local police or state troopers to express extreme disgust over the price of a speeding ticket.
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Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.
Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................
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1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.
Situation 1:
Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.
Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!
Situation 2:
Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops
Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.
Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!
Situation 2:
Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops
by MrDinkleberry November 20, 2005
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