What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.

A statement that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably a blasphemy as well. Also used fervently by the character Tony Soprano on the Sopranos.

the way italians say i haven't seen you for a while

When the church or a person are actually fucking themselves over.

Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."

A term used by small/simple-minded when they are not getting their way, frustrated, or feel threatened by something that they don't understand.

The guy (or girl or enby) who has wasted the majority of your year because of your bullshit crush on them. You've told them you like them and they should stop talking to you because they have a girlfriend and it's painful for you to be "just friends" with them but they keep texting you out of nowhere every couple weeks and dragging you back into your endless pit of despair because they liked you back in May but you didn't tell them and you missed your chance and now everything's fucked and you can't stop being sad while they are probably happy with their girlfriend and continue to be completely ignorant and unaffected by your infinite tornado of feelings towards them.

Also an expression used in situations of extreme anger or frustration.