Urban Dictionary: jesus beating

A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."

Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?

by John Testes November 02, 2007

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Jesus beats is a term used when music relative to the gospel of Jesus Christ is being played

Lecrae: I'm bumpin dees Jesus Beats whenever they seein me.
People lookin all confused, cuz every one of my tunes is screamin Jesus peeps

Anyone playing Christian music = Jesus Beats

by Audaciamusic May 19, 2011

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Jesus beat me to sleep

When the sex is so good you knock each other out cold when finished. Generally a religious experience in which visions of god and or Jesus are known to occur.

Annica rocked my world so hard Saturday night it felt like Jesus beat me to sleep.

by pta391 July 20, 2009

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