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jesum
A
New England slang
word used instead of
jesus
, often used with
crow
.
Jesum
crow
that was wicked awesome. Jesum
i'm hungry
by
beguile studio
March 25, 2007
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jesum
mug for your grandma Riley.
Jesum
The
term
for when
Jesus
ejaculates.
Jesus
was
jerkin
his
man meat
and jesumed all over himself.
by
Killam97
January 19, 2019
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Jesum
mug for your friend Sarah.
Jesum
To
urinate
inside someone's anus, often like
aiming
at a
dart board
.
I took a chick home last night and
finished
the night
with a
jesum
.
by
Badshrooms
May 23, 2015
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Jesum
mug for your cat Abdul.
Jesum Crow!
A
bastardization
of the exclamation "
Jesus Christ
!" but less
vulgar
.
Jesum
Crow
! I dropped one of my diamonds in the
macaroni
!
by
Dr. Heywood R. Floyd
April 19, 2008
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Jesum Crow!
neck gaiter and mug.
jesum petes
Politely substituted for "
Jesus Christ
" in
mixed company
.
"
Jesum Petes
he
slapped
that bitch
hard!"
by
Jerome Todd
October 25, 2017
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jesum petes
mug for your sister Jovana.