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jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their assholes. she gets a lot of bullshit from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally AWESOME. i jus fucking love her sooo fucking much. and ill never leave her.
by hugo<3'sjess August 19, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011