An athletic, cocky, one-legged, hairy motherfucker, that disappoints every girl he meets in bed.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

An athletic, cocky, one-legged ass, hairy motherfucker, that disappoints every girl he's with after they meet in bed.