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When your hand spazes and and jerks away and u mean to say jerked but your autism kicks in and you say jerted.
"Damn my hand just jerted"
"Lilly jerted her hand away from Kevin's penis in anticipation "
by *moans loudly* July 26, 2017
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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An expression, which relates to bamboozling an individual, or something said to someone when an unfortunate event happens, or a combination of the two.
Chad: Wow your wife cheated on you with your dog?
Beta:Yeah
Chad: Wow get fucking jerted.
by Sargon Daddysho October 30, 2019
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