A delicious shot, usually served after closing time. When cleaning up the bar, the contents of the rubber bar mat are poured into a shot glass (or glasses) and drunk in one gulp.
The alcoholic version of a graveyard.

This is when you place a funnel in another persons butt and you take a crap in the funnel.. I got tired of shitting on people so I decided to start shitting in them..

Nickname for the turnpike in New Jersey.

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.

when you shove a rapier called a turnpike up somones ass an old form of medevil tourtue

A shooter made by dumping the contents of the bar mat (where you make various drinks) into a shot glass.

Important link in the Northeast megalopolis from Boston to Richmond. Highly regarded as "one of the worst roads in America," but it gets its bad rap only from the very northern section, whereas the section from Exit 12 and south is clean and less congested. Only freeway link from New York City to Baltimore, so many use the NJTP as a through route. This is why New Jersey has a bad image, since the REAL New Jersey is away from the Turnpike in the form of beautiful beaches, historic towns, and vast farmland (despite being the most densely populated state in the Union). This highway is also called the "New Jersey Speedway" since police will not stop you unless you're going above 80 MPH.