People who just won't leave you alone.

having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate

someone who is a complete prick, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.

n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.

Someone who is a complete dickhead and is a complete and total loser. Someone who has just completely and utterly screwed up your day, just by sight, and no one can fix it.

A douche bag who despite there cockiness and outward appearance is a secret fag and an obvious moron.

A guy that makes me a little uneasy.