The look you give at yourself when you

find out i've done something wrong. Aw crap! i'm jerkoffer! Not the pants again...
by blindsight October 21, 2013
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having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate
Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?

Jason: Is it jerkoffable?

Mark: If you're into that stuff....
by eeL2OP May 20, 2010
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someone who is a complete prick, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.
by me March 12, 2003
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n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.
That kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.
by Reign November 03, 2004
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Someone who is a complete dickhead and is a complete and total loser. Someone who has just completely and utterly screwed up your day, just by sight, and no one can fix it.
Perry David Kohrs is a jerkoff.
by YourWorstEnemy January 19, 2005
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A douche bag who despite there cockiness and outward appearance is a secret fag and an obvious moron.
That jerkoff only dates slags.
by InYoFaceBitch October 15, 2008
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A guy that makes me a little uneasy.
Hey that jerkoff over there is making me a little uneasy.
by Matt,Nick and C.J March 28, 2008
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