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Masturbation, typically involving a masturbator with a particularly small penis.
"Dude was jerkin' the gherkin to a picture of Hillary Clinton when I walked in, swear to God."
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Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.
Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now
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