Dude 1: Bro, ever since I got that new Vaseline bottle, I've been training to be a professional Jerker Offer.
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by Hurley74 February 26, 2021
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Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.
I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry
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Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?
Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
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I called the sparky and he sent me this wire-jerker. He can pull cables but he's useless at fault finding.
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