When the man ejaculates up the girl's nose, the semen accumulates so much that it oozes out of her tear ducts. If it doesn't ooze out right away, the man punches her in the face to induce crying.
Cory: "Oh yeah, here it comes, where do you want it?"
Topanga: "I feel like being kinky...why don't you give me a Tear-jerker?"
Cory: "Oh ya...that's SO hot."
*Cory ejaculates and makes high-pitched orgasm screeches*
*Topanga makes snorting sounds*
Cory: "Hey, it's not coming out of your eyes!"
*Cory punches Topanga in the face*
*Topanga cries cum*
Cory: "Yeah...that's better. By the way, bitch, I got AIDS."
*Topanga cries more cum*
Topanga: "I feel like being kinky...why don't you give me a Tear-jerker?"
Cory: "Oh ya...that's SO hot."
*Cory ejaculates and makes high-pitched orgasm screeches*
*Topanga makes snorting sounds*
Cory: "Hey, it's not coming out of your eyes!"
*Cory punches Topanga in the face*
*Topanga cries cum*
Cory: "Yeah...that's better. By the way, bitch, I got AIDS."
*Topanga cries more cum*
by John, Mike, Chris, and Mr. Feeney March 30, 2008
Mike: "Did you see the latest episode of Jersey Shore?"
Jeff: "Yeah, those New Jerkers really trigger me though."
Jeff: "Yeah, those New Jerkers really trigger me though."
by Hodor76 February 08, 2017
noun
1. A male who lurks in an area with scantily clad women such as a beach or gym while working up a stiffy and subsequently slinking off to the nearest bathroom or broom closet to masturbate.
1. A male who lurks in an area with scantily clad women such as a beach or gym while working up a stiffy and subsequently slinking off to the nearest bathroom or broom closet to masturbate.
by BeepBeepBoop June 24, 2014
by Paleki09 June 26, 2013
Opening a lewd image of a person, zooming onto their feet, jerking it while sliding an image towards their face, nutting when reaching their face.
by avail- February 02, 2018
A form of execution, similar to hanging. Except the condemed person is hung by a crane, and violently thrown upward, causing thir neck to snap.
by Kookycatl119 September 30, 2015
by Dissuxba11s August 22, 2009