To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.

Getting so excited that you have to pee a little

A Perch Jerker is a fishing buddy who gets really excited when he snatches a rubber lipped perch from some mud infested swamp.

Contrary to what some of the faggots on this site will say, it has nothing to do with anything homosexual. It's a term of endearment and has been used that way for decades.

A bunch of guys standing around nolan, and masterbating on his face.

A sick and disgusting person, usally male, who uses any type of poop (including their own) or any other type of animal fecal material to masturbate or jerk off themselves or other poop jerkers with.

The act of jerking your bologna into any kind of boot. Being turned on by a cowboy boot, orthopedic boot, hooker boot, stripper boot or work boot or any sort of boot. Getting freaky with synthetic or any animal skin boot.

A guy who jerks off to cam girls but has never subscribed or tipped them