That jerk who always has to demean and criticize other people's ability at twerking or getting twerked on.
(man and woman twerking)
Twerk Jerker: "Aha, wow you guys suck at twerking!"
Man: "Wow, what a fucking twerk jerker"
Woman: "Hey why don't you eat my ass twerk jerker"
(Twerk Jerker proceeds to eat woman's ass)
Twerk Jerker: "Aha, wow you guys suck at twerking!"
Man: "Wow, what a fucking twerk jerker"
Woman: "Hey why don't you eat my ass twerk jerker"
(Twerk Jerker proceeds to eat woman's ass)
by flurrr November 10, 2014
Someone who masturbates to the sounds of other people having sex or orgies. Usually in a closet or a dark place.
by Floridaboy96 December 19, 2019
The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.
After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.
by Rufus for President 2012 April 03, 2015
a person so ugly that when you lay eyes on them, you vomit. this person jerks your body to vomit, hence the term vomit jerker. it can also be shortened to VJ
by orsasm April 04, 2011
by 1337 sauce August 21, 2007
One who constantly and furiously masturbates into his webcam while on chat roulette.
Credit to Ashley
Credit to Ashley
"Yeah, tonight chatting I've met about 6 tools, four lonely guys in the dark, and three phantom jerkers."
by psycho_gerbill22 on AIM March 14, 2010
a sour jerker is when a man is turned down by a women and he is sent home alone. since he was planing on having sex and has no partner he wacks off but still mad about not getting sex. thus jacking off with a sour face.
When you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.
When you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.
rod: look there is fish
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker
by dr3upmushroom September 26, 2004