The name given to a woman who fantasizes about jacking a male off or has already perfomed the act. Usually a sluttish bitch.
Sara is such a Jesse jerker. He told me that she even swallowed yesterday!
by X@ February 12, 2008
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short for "Facebook-Jerker-Offer," denoting a seriously creepy dude with very few friends who uses his time to stalk those he knows, or doesn't know, and to masturbate to pictures of them making weird faces at a camera with which they are taking a picture of themself next to any and every other person in the room.
Mark Warner is a total book jerker.

"Yo, dude, who is that chick?"
"I dunno. She's hot."
"You're a total book jerker." (Leaves)
(Touches himself)
by fisherstaples October 19, 2009
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This is a person who is so vile that whenever you see them vomit literally enters your mouth, this can also be shortened to vj. Vj's are usually greasy mongs but we need a variety of different words for these things!
"Ew Mary, look at that greasy mong over there!" "you are right babe he is a potential vj!" *vj knows that he can do nothing now that he has been diagnosed as a vomit jerker and runs home and is never to be seen again and is shunned by all including his parents*
by Absolutemozza April 07, 2011
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The first wrestler to walk out to the ring in the first match of an event!
Usually a match which is just to boost up the crowd spirits for the main-event!!
Win or lose doesnt really matter because there is no title involved.
All the first matches in all wrestlemanias !!

rey mysterio vs eddie at wrestlemania 21 was a curtain jerker
by ligawres April 25, 2011
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Someone who masterbates to Star War's characters, such as Princess Leia.
Dude I have a friend named Jacobo, I think he is a Jedi Jerker
by Delane Petersen December 22, 2007
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A person who spends their life getting things for free. Especially from sex
"Wow Caleb is such a clerk jerker"
by 302.di December 07, 2016
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Noun, The hands of a gay man or a woman the gives many hand jobs.
Andrew said keep your cock jerkers away from me, you tramp!
by Walter Johnson February 20, 2008
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