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1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.

3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off

4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."

"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)

"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."

"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004
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3
someone who is a complete prick, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.
by me March 12, 2003
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4
To masturbate; to play with oneself until you start to feel tingly.
I went to jerk-off in your face!
by Chris Feda August 23, 2007
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5
to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.
Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
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n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.
That kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.
by Reign November 03, 2004
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