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1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
5
to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.
good job killing your future children.
Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
by a wild bandaid May 07, 2017