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A guy who’s constantly jerking off. So much that it’s the only thing he does and can do like a machine does one task.

Usually very lonely and has no game with girls at all.
Girl 1:“Kevin is so super Into you”
Girl 2:”Ewwww that guy is such a dork, he’s a jerk off machine. He’s literally so lonely.
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Aug 7 Word of the Day
A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
by Starquti September 05, 2020
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