Jerk Happy

When someone jerks off a lot

Brady: Hey James is pretty cool right?
Stan: Yeah but I wouldn't shake his hand or anything.
Brady: Why?
Stan: He's been a little Jerk Happy lately.

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by Hand Shaker February 28, 2011

Jerk Happy

Chronic masterbation from having nothing better to do with your time like working, exercising, or anything of value to society.

I got nothing accomplished today because I locked myself in my room and became jerk happy.

by Dr. Long Schlong STM August 14, 2009

jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014