The definition of an idiot
Frequently will be used when someone gets low grades

instead of writing just here while texting your girlfriend; JUST+HERE=JERE

A mean kid who flirts with everything

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

A serious, lovemaking act. After a session of passionate intercourse, the male partner kneels down on all fours. The female assumes a position behind the male as if going to eat his brown-starfish. The male then releases his flatulence (fart) in the females face, she then proceeds to eat the Dingleberry(s) off the male for sheer erotic enjoyment.

Another word for something that nobody likes

An alcoholic, a drunk. Consumes alcohol and doesn’t even know what a bottle of Poland Spring looks like