A woman who is the most beautiful in any setting. & incredibly smart, debate her at your own risk she will make you look like you have a reserved seat on short bus.
(Man) “Holy moly who is that woman that just arrived”?
(everyone) “That’s Jeni Perfect”! “Duh”!
(man) “She’s beyond stunning! Wow she owns the world rocking those hot white shorts”!
(everyone) “Dude she owns the world period! She rocks only Hot! Every other woman is jealous & knows not to stand too close to Jeni Perfect unless they want to get pwned in the beauty department, crowds of admirers will shout “hey lady quit embarrassing yourself. move from our line of sight to Jeni Perfect, we’re doing you a favor for real” “Every guy who catches glimpse of her will wake up tomorrow & start working out etc
(man) “her man is the luckiest in the world, is he kool”!
(everyone) he used drugs. Adios.
(man) “How could a man be so dumb? Is he retarded or something “?
(everyone) the dumbest man & biggest fool. Used meth & from being hers to being an asshole & crazy as fuck weirdo. Heard he’s turned it around . You imagine being that dumb”?
(man) a man that stupid ought to do nothing but turn it around! If I was kool enough to be with Jeni Perfect I’d never make that mistake, bet it haunts him”
(everyone) acted like monster so ihe should feel haunted. Fuck him”
(man) “wow, you think she ever thinks of him? the worlds dumbest man?
(everyone) sucks to be him. SOBER only chance the fool got.
(Man) “Holy moly who is that woman that just arrived”?
(everyone) “That’s Jeni Perfect”! “Duh”!
(man) “She’s beyond stunning! Wow she owns the world rocking those hot white shorts”!
(everyone) “Dude she owns the world period! She rocks only Hot! Every other woman is jealous & knows not to stand too close to Jeni Perfect unless they want to get pwned in the beauty department, crowds of admirers will shout “hey lady quit embarrassing yourself. move from our line of sight to Jeni Perfect, we’re doing you a favor for real” “Every guy who catches glimpse of her will wake up tomorrow & start working out etc
(man) “her man is the luckiest in the world, is he kool”!
(everyone) he used drugs. Adios.
(man) “How could a man be so dumb? Is he retarded or something “?
(everyone) the dumbest man & biggest fool. Used meth & from being hers to being an asshole & crazy as fuck weirdo. Heard he’s turned it around . You imagine being that dumb”?
(man) a man that stupid ought to do nothing but turn it around! If I was kool enough to be with Jeni Perfect I’d never make that mistake, bet it haunts him”
(everyone) acted like monster so ihe should feel haunted. Fuck him”
(man) “wow, you think she ever thinks of him? the worlds dumbest man?
(everyone) sucks to be him. SOBER only chance the fool got.
by sober.clean.sane.forevermore January 28, 2019
They also known as a Jeni except when in a relationship, the partner of someone named Jeni will commonly call them their Jeni-Benny. Jeni-Benny's are adorable small beans, and who are very creative, and into artsy fartsy things. They are especially cute and you may find yourself crushing on one of them, naming someone Jeni-Benny would mean that you own them in a sense. The name Jeni can also mean, sparkalicious, being a unique name for an individual.
Person 1: "who's that?"
Person 2: "oh that's my Jeni-Benny"
Person 1: "So you're dating?"
Person 2: "yeah, haven't you heard?"
Person 2: "oh that's my Jeni-Benny"
Person 1: "So you're dating?"
Person 2: "yeah, haven't you heard?"
by Samenthia Grette October 07, 2017
jasper's penis. usually a very small penis. is used to insult people and say they have a small dick.
by PrincePENIS April 13, 2016
a Jesus penis; a penis that is perfect in every single aspect (size, shape, appearance) and could be considered the Jesus of all penises
by leezthesuperhero February 23, 2018
by Dewdropkittykat September 07, 2017
by Drippppplordd August 22, 2020
Someone: hei have u seen Jeni?
Me: don't you mean Jenny?
Someone: no! I Jeni is a name too!
Me: shut up 🔫 --(^_^) there can only be ONE
Me: don't you mean Jenny?
Someone: no! I Jeni is a name too!
Me: shut up 🔫 --(^_^) there can only be ONE
by The_lord_Cthulhu November 14, 2019