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Little Timmy: "Hey, I found the peanut butter, but where's the jelly?"
Beyonce, singing over-pitched as usual: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
Little Timmy (snatching the jelly out Beyonce's hand and slicing her Achilles tendon with the bread knife):"Oh, yes I am, bitch!"
Beyonce, singing over-pitched as usual: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
Little Timmy (snatching the jelly out Beyonce's hand and slicing her Achilles tendon with the bread knife):"Oh, yes I am, bitch!"
by lawnmowerman December 02, 2004
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Back in the 60's, jelly was refering to pussy. Listen to the grateful dead song duprees diamond blues... "but that sweet, sweet, jelly's so good"
Judge said, "Son, I know your baby well,
But that's a secret I can never tell."
Dupree said, "Judge well it's well understood,
But you got to admit that sweet Jelly's so good."
But that's a secret I can never tell."
Dupree said, "Judge well it's well understood,
But you got to admit that sweet Jelly's so good."
by Grateful White June 28, 2005
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Jelly means a strong, amazing, smart, crazy, funny girl. Jellys is the nicest most amazing person. A jelly has a lot going on in her head but even still she manages to put on a happy face and make everyone around her happy. Don't underestimate her she is a fucken badass. You are lucky if she even wants to hangout with you. She is incredibly smart and funny. She is very strong and brave. She is the best friend ever she will accept you for you and us willing to listen to you. Once you have a jelly in your life hold on to her because she is the best friend a person could ever have
by Beca Orshman November 29, 2019
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1. fruit preserves aka jam
2. a yummy gelatinous dessert
3. a pathetic hipster way of saying you're jealous
2. a yummy gelatinous dessert
3. a pathetic hipster way of saying you're jealous
1. I'm going to make myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It's going to be delicious!
2. Mmm. This bowl of jelly really hits the spot!
3. You posted X all the Ys on Facebook more times than I did yesterday. I is legit so jelly. If only I didn't spend all day playing pool at college and taking photos of myself wearing indie hats. Oh well. Ily so hard. For real.
2. Mmm. This bowl of jelly really hits the spot!
3. You posted X all the Ys on Facebook more times than I did yesterday. I is legit so jelly. If only I didn't spend all day playing pool at college and taking photos of myself wearing indie hats. Oh well. Ily so hard. For real.
by winsomnia October 16, 2011