where i come from... green=green, black=black, pink=pink, etc. with the exceptions of the bracelets that so obviously say in bold lettering: "If you break me you must sex the previous owner" those are the doozies.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.