The act of tightly squeezing ones semi flaccid anaconda by the base, whilst squeezing the blood to the head of the cockaroo. While performing this act, the performer must have one foot planted firmly on the floor, while the other raised atop a whiskey barrel, with the knew at a ninety degree angle, positioning the knee cap at approximate taint level.
I'm sorry I was late, I was very busy doing a captain jelk
by Gahat January 24, 2016
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Jelke is trash at English and he play roblox and minecraft in calss when the teacher isn't watching
by menamesjeff October 26, 2020
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Jelke is the most beautiful girl i know. She may look at first unfriendly but on the inside she’s very sensitive and kind. She’s loyal, funny and always protects you at all costs if Jelke is your friend.
Y: Do you know jelke ?
M: oh sure, I love her. The best person I met!
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Jelke is a weird guy. he hads long, gangly legs and arms like siren head.

Jelke wants to eat you.

He will swallow you right down his meaty throat.

Goodnight
watch out for the Jelke boy. if you stay awake he will eat you right up!
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