The act of tightly squeezing ones semi flaccid anaconda by the base, whilst squeezing the blood to the head of the cockaroo. While performing this act, the performer must have one foot planted firmly on the floor, while the other raised atop a whiskey barrel, with the knew at a ninety degree angle, positioning the knee cap at approximate taint level.

Jelke is trash at English and he play roblox and minecraft in calss when the teacher isn't watching

Jelke is the most beautiful girl i know. She may look at first unfriendly but on the inside she’s very sensitive and kind. She’s loyal, funny and always protects you at all costs if Jelke is your friend.

Jelke is a weird guy. he hads long, gangly legs and arms like siren head.

Jelke wants to eat you.

He will swallow you right down his meaty throat.

Goodnight

A made up word that will and leaks made up that is for “religious reasons.”