Often referred to as king of the downeys. Has both a dong and a 5 hole the size of Texas. Has a tard wrangler for each hand and is very dangerous without them.

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Often referred to as king of the downeys. Jeff has a 5 hole the size of Texas and a double that’s twice as big. Stand back if you see this man without tard wranglers he may be dangerous.