A flash game found primarily on ebaumsworld. It pokes humor at black men, involving the ask jeeves "ask" button, though spelled aks. When the button is pressed, the black man dressed as a butler spouts off language. Temporary gratification, though funny sometimes.
Now I KNOW you ain't talking to me.
Shut the f**k up motherf****r.
by Huked Onn Foniks October 10, 2004
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A search engine used for looking up information on the internet. Unfortunetly, Jeeves is not as good as Google, you can never get a straight answer out of this balding man that looks fairly sexy in his Halloween costume.
Little Merle: I typed in "Russian Goods and Services" and all I got were mail orded brides. Hmm, that one looks pretty decent, actually...Where is all the real information that real people need?!
Little Alvin: Try Google, it's way better!
by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 07, 2004
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The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.
Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?

Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?

Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...
by Cloud November 27, 2004
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That feeling you get when you wonder how you ever survived without something/someone and have difficulty remembering your life before it/them.

The name refers to P.G Wodehouse's characters Reginald Jeeves and Bertie Wooster. Jeeves was Bertie's butler and soon, Bertie became so dependant on Jeeves that he wondered how he got along without him.
My dad: I use the internet so much these days, I wonder how we kept in touch before it was invented.

Me: Yeah dad, it's a real Jeeves Phenomenon.
by Bertie Wooster247 January 20, 2013
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A jeeve minute is, when someone say's, i'll be there in 5 minutes and takes them 25 minutes to get there. 1 Actual minute is 5 jeeve minutes.
Be there in a minute... "5 minutes later" 'thought you said you were right outside' I said give me a minute. 'Bro it took you 5 minutes kid' took me a jeeve minute my bad.
by Shadowisle July 22, 2010
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When a significant other caters too your marijuana needs and wants
Jasmine wakes up and says to Scott "bong"

he immediately without hesitation grinds some fresh kush and packs a bowl for her. Then proceeds to stand around like a butler named Jeeves. I.E. Weed Jeeves
by sacsmine October 21, 2011
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Jeeves is a sexy balding butler who looks better with no pants on rather than clothed.
Moi: oooh jeeves bend over big boy
(Jeeves bends over)
Moi:*whip crack!!*
Jeeves: IM A BAD BOY!!
by Joanna-Clare May 06, 2004
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