someone who owns a jeep and thinks they are hot shit. They think they can go anywhere and do anything because of their jeep, but they are too much of a bitch to take their pavement princess off road.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

One who is known to own a Jeep, talk about nothing other than a Jeep, continuously brag about their ability to drive a manual, and spend money on lifting said Jeep fifteen feet high (because nothing says cool like making sure passengers struggle to get into the Jeep). It is generally assumed that this revision to the Jeep is what they think makes up for their cellular sized penises. Let it also be noted that there is some sort of cult signage where the driver of a Jeep shows a peace sign a to other Jeep drivers that pass, but out where the door would normally be and down low. It is generally believed that this technique of holding the sign low to the ground originated when a Jeep driver figured that would be yet another brag for their arsenal by showing that they can drive without doors.