Casual apparel consisting of a denim covering of the lower body...with a deadly side effect. Basically jeans are the arch nemesis of the weewee, for not even the strongest of ding dong can penetrate through jeans.
Mom: Happy birthday, Rob! Here's your present!

Rob: HOLY SHIT! WEBKINZ! (erection begins, looks down) WOW, WHERE IS IT?

Mom:...under your jeans
by ChErSuPeRfAn4uxx17 July 14, 2008
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An extraordinary man. Real. Down to earth. Funny, Witty, Handsome, Intelligent and a true friend. Tough personality but has a huge heart.
"What's his name?"....
"Jean.." :)
by ilovefood88 February 22, 2010
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Jean is a very beautiful girl/woman/lady inside and out------- Origin Ireland, has great artisitc talent, loves to piant draw anything ARTISTIC! Lovig Sympathetic Optamistic. Smart Creative a GOOD friend likes to have fun and laugh. Also has origin of Venus the Godess of Love and Beauty!
That girl is DEFINATLY a Jean look at her Painting!
by Nicest person EVER April 11, 2009
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a beautiful brazilian babe that everyone admires and loves and is full of charm and is extremely flirty.
When I was walking to class Jeane winked and me and I almost bumped into a lamp post.
by taka22 February 04, 2010
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the ship name of Jennifer and Anna. The only true soulmates who share one braincell.
#Jean is the best ship in the world
by chanelmochi May 18, 2020
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An extremely funny and nice person commonly found in Europian areas or tropical areas tends to have a massive cock larger than the Great Wall of China and is a great kisser
Omg I got laid by jean he has a massive cock
by Bean eater 69420 September 29, 2019
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Cooler than lit
Person 1:that’s so jeans man
Person 2: yea that’s pretty lit
Person 3: it is really cool!
by Shlong69 December 05, 2019
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