May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
4
Case of the jbs: noun; 1. a person who lacks courage in facing danger, difficulty, opposition, pain, etc.; a timid or easily intimidated person. Softness. Small cock. Negative. Buzz kill. Lacks social skills, especially in large groups. adjective
1. sad and gloomy; dejected; downcast.
(Case of the jbs usually results in individual having no sexual drive or sex life what so ever leading to anger)
1. sad and gloomy; dejected; downcast.
(Case of the jbs usually results in individual having no sexual drive or sex life what so ever leading to anger)
by JMillz November 07, 2013
6
jbs.n; jbs (Justin Beiber Syndrome) is a horrible, horrible disease that takes our women. This disease is even taking children.
·phone call·
Girl: ·calling·
Guy: Hey
Girl: So I was like totally thinking of Justin Beiber and had like an orgasm so, can you help me clean it up? It was a messy one.
Guy: -_-
Fuck jbs.
Girl: ·calling·
Guy: Hey
Girl: So I was like totally thinking of Justin Beiber and had like an orgasm so, can you help me clean it up? It was a messy one.
Guy: -_-
Fuck jbs.
by ¨ April 01, 2010